Statement of Facts

George W. Bush is the most corrupt president in the history of this country. He has used the constitution to wipe his sorry ass one too many times for my personal taste, and his master, Big Dick Cheney, has laughed and sneered at anyone and everyone who bothered to question his self-serving decisions. And they've both profited, if indirectly, from the decisions they forced on the rest of us.  Well, eight years of this crap is plenty, folks. The time has come for a big change and Barrack Obama is just the man for the job.

I am Psycho the Clown.

I am not a Democrat. I am not a Republican. I have never claimed allegiance to either party but I certainly would never claim to a Republican after they threw up their hands in the '80s and just let the Religious Reich take over the party. That was Ronald Reagan's big contribution to life in these United States of America.

Oh yeah, I'm also not a Christian and have never claimed to be.  I support the separation of Church and State, not because I am anti-religion.  Quite the contrary.  Separation of Church and State is supposed to protect BOTH the Church AND the State.  If we ever let religion creep into our government we'll be very sorry in a very short amount of time, as one point of view will become dominant and all others marginalized, maybe even outlawed.  Do you really want the Baptists to set state policy?  The Catholics?  Mormons?  Any church that isn't yours?  Because you probably already disagree with them, but right now you can ignore them if you want to.  If they're in charge you don't really have that option.

And I seem to have gotten a bit off-track, so...

Since the '80s we've seen our personal freedoms slowly stripped away by the conservatives, the people who were, traditionally, opposed to any government interference in people's day-to-day lives. I guess ol' Ronny showed 'em the error of their ways. And now his party has enhanced his legacy, tearing down the constitution, taking away rights, violating others, listening in on phone conversations, intercepting mail, hacking into computers and websites -- including my old website, Extra Padding -- and, in general, turning this country into the very thing they claimed to fear so much for so long, a police state.

Didn't we defeat the Nazi's back in World War II?  Or am I mistaken about that?

I supported Gerald Ford in the 1976 election. He would have been a better president than Jimmy Carter.  I'm sure there's a bear riding a tricycle in a circus somewhere that would be a better president than Jimmy Carter, but still, Ford would have been an excellent choice, even if he didn't know the first thing about Poland.

I supported Clinton in '92 and '96, and I'd do it again.  That was the single greatest period of economic growth and prosperity in the history of mankind.

And so I laughed out loud last week when I heard first one of McCain's lackeys and then a reporter on FoxNews say that the current economic down slide (free fall, perhaps?) was caused by Clinton's mistakes in the '90s.  This is the same blame-game Bush was playing when he told the country we were in a recession in the late '90s... and the country believed him!  He just made it up to get elected.  He got elected telling people bad news!  And now that he's been in the White House for eight years he's had plenty of time to make his wet dream come true; we ARE in a recession!  And he put us there.  And he was aided by all the Republican yes-men in both houses of Congress.  And that includes McCain.

I love this country and the people in it.  I'm a patriot.  I support our soldiers, and I do so more than McCain, who voted against buying the troops the proper body armor they need to fight the pointless war in Iraq.  I love this country, and I'd like to stay here instead of being forced to pay higher and higher taxes like I have been doing for the past eight years, while corporate America gets a break.  I love this country, and I'm with Biden on this point; the next guy who tells me I'm not a patriot because I'm not a Republican is liable to get punched in the face.  Hard.